All the girls think that you're the king, you're a romantic junkie
On the edge of everything you're a romantic junkie
Learned all about it on MTV
He seemed so cool, you said "that drug's for me"
Romantic junkie
They think you're really something
Romantic junkie
I know you're really nothing
Romantic junkie
I'm glad I'm not like you
Shit your pants, steal your mama's cash, you're a romantic junkie
You sold all your stuff for drugs 'cause you shot up all your money
Read all about it in Rolling Stone
Now you got a habit that won't leave you alone
Romantic junkie
She thinks you're really something
Romantic junkie
I know you're really nothing
Romantic junkie
I'm glad I'm not like you
You're so cool, I want to be just like you
You're so smooth, the girls all want to fuck you
Now you're giving head just to get your fix
It couldn't get much better than this
