Patently Stupid: Theme (Vocals) [feat. Mike Finney]

Patently stupid That's what they say If you've got an idea (hey!) Just tell us today People have problems But what can you do? Invent a solution And that's money for you Put on your thinkin' cap Grab a pen and make a design Give your invention a name And write out your tagline Then it's time to pitch your idea With confidence, style, and flair Get investors to give you some cash Soon, you'll be a millionaire Toby and Lena They used to be wed They still work together But they don't share a bed They've gotten a warning From the FTC (uh oh) But there's nothin' illegal 'Bout making money Patently stupid There's nothin' to lose Sure, we take a percentage But that's paying your dues You'll be successful And that we will swear Patently stupid Let the buyer beware