Deku Vs Naruto (feat. None Like Joshua)

Now you wanna step to a hero? I will wreck you Expect you to surrender, you're better at being rescued Confess dude, you will never ever be the best Who's the real loser, ramen boy? You can call me Deku You've had your fun, just 1% and you're done This combat's already won, turn away and just Naruto run All Might's apprentice, you wanna battle me? I'll end this prematurely, kinda like your family Want to be Hokage so you can earn their respects I want to be a hero for the people I protect If it wasn't for the Nine-Tails, you'd already be dead Reminds me of your filler, all that nothing in your head You spent years only chasing after Sasuke But you can't find time for your daughter's birthday? Your son says you're awful, I'm wont to agree Remember, no one's ever died because of me My dad died for me, at least he didn't abandon me Like yours, so I'd say you barely have a family No wonder you latch to stronger males 'cause they pity you Like Bakugo and All Might, and now it's with me too! It's Naruto, you know, the hero of "The Hidden Leaf" I worked hard to get here, it wasn't given to me Rescue me? Your whole career was rescued I lost my arm and friends, learn sacrifice, Deku Plus, you were Bakugo's lackey for years Man, All Might should've picked Mirio, it's clear I wanted a punching bag, someone weak to appear So now you coming back and shriek, "I am here" As Hokage, I'm too busy to fight you I'll send Sakura instead, then it ends in round two So, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to Ichiraku Oh, and your mom eats more ramen then I do You're thinking you will beat me? You're stupid just to claim to It's clear that you're delusional thinking Sakura would date you I break through, don't hate you, disappointed 'cause who knew You lack bars, thought you were good at talk, not jutsu Being strong is one thing, ruling's a little harder Economy's so bad, you can't afford a decent barber You blindly run to battle, I strategize since I'm smarter I came up from nothing, a Hokage was your father Any goal I'm setting, now you know that I'll achieve it Keep on lying to yourself, nobody else believes it Have no time for elitists, when you're speaking trash, it lacks glory Remember this battle is just another tragic backstory Tragic backstory, while yours is mad boring Mine is sad and gory, you were just a quirkless normie I was born with this power, that you would have been adoring 'Till you swallowed All Might's DNA, I'm sure that's statutory I got Nine-Tails, you only got one for all That's nine-times the power, that you'll ever have in this brawl "Never giving up", don't steal my line you little twit Look at your mentor now, even he knows when to quit Now you feel my chakra's overpowering (feel that?) Trust me, you can't stop a ninja without a team (you got none) Imagine if I shadow cloned by round three (done) You're about to be full cowering