Grow for Me

Aw, Two-ey, I don't know what else to do for you Mr. Mushnik and Audrey, they just met you but I've been going through this with you for weeks Grow and wilt Spurt and flop Are you sickly, little plant, or you just plain stubborn? What is it you want? What is it you need? I've given you sunshine I've given you dirt You've given me nothin' But heartache and hurt I'm beggin' you sweetly I'm down on my knees Oh, please, grow for me I've given you plant food And water to sip I've given you potash You've given me zip! Oh God, how I mist you Oh, pod, how you tease Now, please, grow for me I've given you southern exposure To get you to thrive I've pinched you back hard Like I'm s'posed to You're barely alive I've tried you at levels of moisture From desert to mud I've given you grow-lights And mineral supplements What do you want from me? Blood?! Ow! Damn rose, damn thorns, clumsy me Hey, Two-ey, look what I– Hey, you opened up! I wonder what made you do that? I think I know what made you do that! Well, I guess a few drops couldn't hurt 'Long as you don't make a habit out of it or anything I've given you sunlight I've given you rain Looks like you're not happy 'Less I open a vein I'll give you a few drops If that'll appease Now, please, oh please Grow for me?