Ya Never Know

I can't believe it! It couldn't be happening! Pinch me girls! It couldn't be happening! All of this sudden success coming out of the blue! I put a sign up Right in the front window An advertisement Right in the front window Stop in and see the amazing new plant "Audrey II" And the really remarkable thing is that people they do Seymour, that twerp of a clutz Finally did something right Audrey II drives 'em nuts What a blessing this wonderful plant should exist And should rake in the bucks for me hand over fist! "Well, how'd I do?" "You was great on the radio Seymour!" "You sounded sexier that the wolf-man" "You're an over night sensation Seymour!" "Who'da believed it?" One day he pushed a broom Nothing in his news but gloom and doom Then he lit a fuse and give him room Stand aside and watch that mothah blow Explosion! Bang! Kerboom! Don't it go to show ya never know? Seymour was in a bunk He was number zero Who'da thunk he'd become a hero? Just a punk, he was a forgotten so-and-so Then one day-Crash! Kerplunk! Don't it go to show ya never know? Sit down Seymour, now we gon' sing for you All the world used to screw him Big-wham-pow! Now they interview him And they clamor to put his remarks On the air All the world used to hate him Now they're startin' t'appreciate him All because of that strange little plant Over there Observe him! Here's a chap Everything is landing in his lap (I just cut my hand and in a snap Something out of Edgar Allen Poe has happened) Zam! Kazap! Don't it go to show ya never know? One day you're slinging hash Feeling so rejected Lightning flash, you get resurrected Make a splash-now you rate the big Bravissimo And with a thundercrash- Crash kerplunk, bam kerboom Zang kazunk, zam kazoom Zowee powee holy cow He ordered up a rainbow to go Wow! Pow! Lookout below! Don't it go to show ya never know?