Now (It's Just the Gas)

Oh, Seymour, this is gonna be a pleasure I'm gonna want some Nitrous Oxide for this one In fact, I'm gonna use my special gas mask You just relax, Seymour, I'll be with you in a moment Now, do it now While he's gassing himself to a palpable stupor The timing's ideal and the moment is super To ready and fire and blow the sick bastard away Now, do it now Just a flicker of pressure right here on the trigger And Audrey won't have to put up with that pig for another day Now, for the girl Now, for the plant Now, yes, I will! But I can't Ooh! Oh, Seymour! I am flyin' now! All the things we're gonna do to your mouth! Oh, well, I guess I've had about enough of this stuff I'll just take this mask off now, and-, why? Whoa-, whoa Hey, Seymour, guess what? What? It's stuck! What? The mask, it's stuck, I can't get it off Jesus Christ, I could asphyxiate in here Hey, Seymour, give me a hand, will ya? Well "Well?" He says, "Well?" Oh, Seymour, I don't think you understand Don't be fooled if I should giggle Like a sappy happy dope It's just the gas, it's got me high But don't let that fact deceive you, any moment I could die! Though I giggle and I chortle Bear in mind, I'm not immortal Why this whole thing strikes me funny I don't know 'Cause it really is a rotten way to go! What we have here is an ethical dilemma 'Less I help him get the mask removed He doesn't have a prayer True, the gun was never fired But the way events transpired I could finish him with simple laissez-faire What we have here is a tricky moral problem (now!) Do I help remove the mask or let him go for lack of air? (Do it now!) Couldn't shoot him when I tried, but the fates are on my side (help me now!) I can off the guy by staying in the chair! (Now!) Don't be fooled if I should chuckle like hyenas in a zoo It's just the gas, it turns me on But don't let my mirth deceive you, at any moment, I'll be gone All my vital signs are failing 'cause the oxide I'm inhaling Makes it difficult as hell to catch my breath Are you dumb, or hard of hearing? Or relieved my end is nearing? Are you satisfied? I laughed myself to Death?