Fridge Pixies

On Monday morning we got a surprise Our food was disappearing before our eyes Leftovers in the fridge after tea Where they've all gone is a big mystery Mum is blaming Dad, and Dad blames us kids I tried to blame the dog, that's what I did So the other night I stayed up real late, And sneaked up to the fridge to investigate But when I opened up the door You won't believe what I saw There were pixies drinking milk - pixies eating jam Scoffing spaghetti and sandwich ham Pigging out on pizza and mum's Toblarone Hey Fridge Pixies – leave our fridge alone I ran down the hall to tell mum & dad That I'd solved the mystery, I thought they'd be glad I took them to the kitchen to see for themselves Peckish fridge pixies clearing out our shelves But when I opened up the door You won't believe what I saw There were no pixies drinking milk – no pixies eating jam No scoffing spaghetti or sandwich ham No pigging out on pizza nor mum's Toblarone Hey Fridge pixies where have you gone The food had disappeared and the fridge was a mess And I got the blame - more or less So they gave me the glare and sent me back to bed "You can clean the fridge tomorrow", is what Dad said "I don't know where they went, I swear it wasn't me! But there were fridge pixies – as plain as can be!" "You're the fridge pixie," my grumpy mum said But later I heard noises, from under my bed As I pulled my covers from the floor You won't believe what I saw It was those pixies drinking milk - pixies eating jam Scoffing spaghetti and sandwich ham Pigging out on pizza and mum's Toblarone Hey fridge pixies, leave me alone Hey fridge pixies, just me alone Why don't you go back home