The Biggest Tits in History

She's got the biggest tits in history She loves to show them 'round They're bigger than her chickadees They each weigh half a pound She told me she's got more of them But I've seen only three And those were, I'm quite sure, the biggest tits in history Your average tit weighs half an ounce That's if you feed them well But she's got ways to make tits bouncy baby boys from hell She majored in biology She knows whereof she speaks You know her tits are happy from their smiling little beaks She's working for the government She's breeding them for clones To use them on the battlefield For intercepting drones Her mother did the same work It's all through her family tree And that's why Lola's got the biggest tits in history Tits in history Tits in history