If you take me for an idiot
Then I'm gonna give you one.
I could be part of your picture.
Give me pros, give me cons,
Then you finish me with one great sale.
You got me feeling like a permanent fixture.
You know me, I am a common man,
But that's all good for you.
You are more than trained and qualified.
Here I am making the right choice
Only 'cause you told me to.
Got me thinking that you're cheering for my side.
99 99, why'd ya have to waste my time?
99 99, you were 100 in my mind.
99 99, why'd ya have to waste my time?
'Least there's a penny that is mine.
Would you tell me how to lick my ass
If I were a dog?
I'd like to think that I wouldn't listen.
Oh it sounds so great
And it looks like all my prayers.
Those special offers and the fools who miss them.
Keep me in the dark and feed me
All the shit that you don't eat.
Should I thank you for the chance you gave me?
Why'd you ever try to trick me into feeling
That I ain't being ripped?
But it's a bad thing I took my wallet out with me.
99 99, why'd ya have to waste my time?
99 99, you were 100 in my mind.
99 99, why'd ya have to waste my time?
'Least there's a penny that is mine.
What happened to helping out your fellow man
Just because you know you can?
What happened to helping out your fellow man
Just because you know you can?
You know you can.
You know you can
9, you were a hundred in my mind,
99 99, you were a hundred in my mind.
You motherfucker!
Nine! Nine! Nine!
99 99, 99 99.
