I'll have a pint of numbers and large "Bathtub" gin chaser
Let's lick each other's faces now the government says it's safer
12 sambucas and 8 short, gold tequilas
Who cares if it's 10am? - I haven't seen ya
I miss Monday nights playing pool with the boys
Getting shit-faced and making people annoyed
Sunday afternoon used to be one hell of a time
If you ain't drunk by noon, it's considered one hell of a crime
I'll have a pint of numbers and large "Bathtub" gin chaser
Let's lick each other's faces now the government says it's safer
12 sambucas and 8 short, gold tequilas
Who cares if it's 10am? - I haven't seen ya
It's been 3 weeks since I had me one too many
Got no gigs and I can't earn a penny
Someday soon things'll go our way again
And we'll be sitting in the sun with a beer at "The Pelican", yeah
I'll have a pint of numbers and large "Bathtub" gin chaser
Let's lick each other's faces now the government says it's safer
12 sambucas and 8 short, gold tequilas
Who cares if it's 10am? - I haven't seen ya
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday mornings being served by Louise
Winding up Bev 'til she says
"WILL YOU TWO SHUT THE F*** UP PLEASE"
(All right! Simmer down there Bev!)
I'll have a pint of numbers and large "Bathtub" gin chaser
Let's lick each other's faces now the government says it's safer
12 sambucas and 8 short, gold tequilas
Who cares if it's 10am? - I haven't seen ya
