Birdie Busking (feat. Josh Gad)

Lots of stuff going on So allow me and my stringy little friend here to fill you in Remember when city councilman Leo Shallenhammer voted no And now they won't renew the park league's contract? Drama The city and the park league Are they fighting? This is shady! But Paige'lk crack the case Cause she's a journalism lady! The end Just kidding, there's more Even though the city's being a little dysfunctional The park league is still putting on their annual hat luncheon-al They pitch a huge white tent And it's all a big to do Rich people in crazy hats That's white people for you The end Nah, just kidding There's a little more The lucheon I just mentioned It has a key not speaker To celebrate the ritirement of one of the groundskeepers It's kind of a big deal The mayor's gonna be there But the key note speaker's Owen and speeching is his nightmare! And the water's off in the castle Everyone in there smells a little weird right now! Jimmy, Archie, Sal and Tom Those are the names of moles that I have Thank you, thank you I just made that up Can you believe it? Thank you very much Look there's a thing at the end of that string A-ha, up there Why don't you look up there? Oh my God, Brendan Let's go Phew Okay, where was I? Oh yes Pidgeon, pidgeon You're a pidgeon I'm gonna teach you how to dance? Shka, shka, shka, shka, shka, shka, shka, shka Oh, who's that fast-walking, bearded guy? Oh, who's just refusing to meet my eye? It's you, sir Where you going? Doo-bi-di-doo Oh-oh-oh And here comes the super cool manager of the park Thank you everyone I gotta go, I gotta go