Spoiler Alert (feat. Josh Gad)

You see, there's rules to being a narrator But the most important is that one It's kind of the grandmama of all the rules You can't tell someone in the story anything About where the story is going Even if you know some juicy stuff There's so much I want to say, but I can't interfere And, boy, the plot's about to get good or will it? In just a few, the story'll shift into gear I can't say how, but wow, if I could, I'd spill it Still, it's a secret And I should keep it So, I won't spoil it But I can bleep it Spoiler alert Bleep's gonna bleep and bleep will start bleeping Spoiler alert Bleep and bleep, bleep and then the plots deepen Of course there's a bleep when they bleep And sorry, I don't mean to blurt But bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep will bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep and so Spoiler alert Whew! I bleeped myself so And I didn't give anything away because I bleeped So, good job, me The guy with the paint's gonna whoops, I can't say And Owen will soo... No, can't tell ya, but hey Family's destiny comes into play Which leads to, well, let me just put it this way Spoiler alert La-la-la-la, try this, you won't hear it Spoiler alert! It's ah, never mind, and there goes the rhyme scheme But trust me, it's truly delish I wish I could dish all the dirt Too late, anyhow, 'cause the story starts now and so Spoiler alert