Too Close (feat. Andrew Rannells & Josh Gad)

When there's a man outside your window And he's out there looking in, oh And you know it's just his job to clean the windows That's how his day goes But the look upon his face shows That this might be way too close Way too close You're fully naked and he's basically a foot away That's way too close Way too close That is what I mean when I say you're too close I don't get what you're saying It sounds like he was just concerned And I feel like that is earned You're not getting it When there's a boy who loves his piggy Sounds like a great piggy But the pig gets really biggy Piggy's gotta grow, gotta fly And his daddy says, "It's time to gimme Piggy" (What?) He's coming with me (oh no!) The boy forgot that they were farmers (pig farmers) And he knows that he is way too close Way too close Now he can barely eat his bacon And he knows that he was way too close Way too close Wouldn't you agree he got too close? Is it like when a stranger in the next stall over Asks you for some toilet paper, which is fine and dandy Until they start to tell you all about their day without you asking And they talk to you while you can hear everything Everything (everything) Everything (everything) You don't know what the heck is happening Or how to stop whatever it is Yeah, whatever it is Uh-uh, it's way too close Way too close None of this applies to me This family's my family You're way too close (never too close) Way too close (never too close) This is why it's bad to be too close This is not that boy and his piggy That boy is probably a vegan now because he got way too close And it's hard to be a vegan 'Cause there are not as many options I guess that's something we agree on