Big Deal (feat. Stanley Tucci)

What's soft and white And has a family crest? Sitting on his fortune Like a viper on his nest Big deal And you, little missy With your money grab Playing with your ponies While your daddy pays the tab Big deal Damn the patriarch Bitsy's got some news to share I'll take Central Park Make it like a real Times Square Those fools and frauds and failures Ought to kneel Before a real big deal And you, dearest cousin With your blockhead face Burning through your money Like a human fireplace Big deal Ahoy, Captain Crunch If I could have a word Why you gotta dress up Like you're Thurston Howell the Third? Big deal I just wanna scream Desecrate their hallowed halls Take one for the team And kick them in their bocce balls I'll sign, initial, notarize, and seal What is a real big deal