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Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Central Park Cast
Performer
Frank Ciampi
Performer
Dave Brophy
Performer
Brent Knopf
Performer
Black Belt Mastering
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Brent Knopf
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Frank Ciampi
Mixing Engineer
Josh Gad
Producer
Loren Bouchard
Producer
Zach Martin
Mixing Engineer
Alex Prieto
Mixing Engineer
Lyrics
It's very rare that I have to recommend a TOSGANO
What's a TOSGANO?
That's my little acronym
What's it stand for?
This one sucks, get a new one
You've got a dog, but the situation's hairy
And by that, I mean naughty
And it's getting pretty scary
It don't act like a pet, no
This is a TOSGANO
Let me spell it out for you
It's T-O-S-G-A-N-O
This one sucks, get a new one
It sucks, it sucks so friggin' much
It sucks so friggin' much
This one sucks, get a new one
I can't get rid of it fast enough
I can't get rid of it fast enough
You don't need a license to be a pet therapist, do you?
No, ma'am
So, under what circumstances would you recommend a TOSGANO?
Is it like, is it like if it pees wherever it pleases? (eh)
Won't get a job and watches too much TV? (uh-uh)
What if it gives you a dumb, blank stare? (nope)
Or flashes his lipstick out of nowhere?
That does suck, but it's not enough
For a TOSGANO guarantee, an H-A-B is what you need
Another acronym? (Yes)
Which stands for?
"Hazardous Antisocial Behavior"
Which means?
Biting, but Shampagne's never bitten anyone, right? (Hhm)
This therapist's breath is stinkin'
Like a dirty dog, but it's got me thinkin'
There's a plan cooking in my Helen melon, that could be fruitful
How to get rid of that shitzadoodle
All my dreams'll come to pass
If I can get Shampagne to bite Bitsy's ass
Oh my God, my puppy's growling at me
And it's got me yellin'
Who's gonna save me? Helen!
This one sucks, get a new one
It sucks, it sucks so friggin' much
It sucks so friggin' much
This one sucks, get a new one
I can't get rid of it fast enough
I can't get rid of it fast enough
Why are you laughing?
Is it because of my job?
Yes, let's say yes
Writer(s): Brent Knopf
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