Darlene

Took a long walk 'fore I went to bed Change my clothes and lay my head Stare up at the ceiling praying for relief Holdin' back a scream 'cause I hope that I don't dream No, I hope I don't dream 'Bout Ol' Darlene Treat me so bad, baby, treat me so wrong Make me wanna stay up all night, write songs Make me wanna bite 'til I break my teeth Pretty Pretty Please Man, I hope that I don't dream Yeah, I hope I don't dream 'Bout Ol' Darlene She was so darn mean to me Every song I write's in the minor key Evil green eyes peekin' from the trees Noose around my neck keep makin' it hard to breathe Hand around my thigh burned right through my jeans Swear I got shot with a laser beam Every glass of milk turned to sour cream Tried to share my bed with a wolverine Again All night long I prayed Lord, I've never been so afraid Shoulda listened to Pa when he said Boy, you stay away From that Ol' Darlene Took a long walk 'fore I went to bed Change my clothes and lay my head Look up at the ceiling waitin' for relief Holdin' back a scream 'cause I hope that I don't dream No, I hope I don't dream 'Bout Ol' Darlene DARLENE DARLENE DARLENE DARLEEEEEENE DARLEEEEEENE DARLEEEEEENE DARLEEEEEENE