Annie's Party

Punch bowl Crudités Streamers stream End to end Cake sits Jello-gels Where the hell's My boyfriend? White gloves Bouffant dress Hair flipped The latest trends Clutch purse Cultured pearls Dressed to kill my boyfriend You think you can run away? Not like it's the first time Gonna be hell to pay You better come back crawling Come back crawling Dad almost bought the farm Paying for my party I should be on your arm My guest of honor, now a goner I'll go it alone Just a minor snafu Amazing the things A new outfit can do The belle of the ball Is set to perform Touch-up the makeup And enter the swarm Prom Queen Flawless skin Straight A's Abstinence Which means In all ways Does anyone doubt that I'm God sent? You think I'm enjoying this? Smile, laugh, and curtsy You're really destroying this No more chumming, guess who's coming I'll make you settle down Once I sink my claws in Mom's got a wedding gown And it almost fits me, that's what gets me Sneak out the back Though the party's begun It's ruined, it's over But this girl is not done I'll show you what I'm not cut out for What I can or cannot do I'm on my way to the top of the ladder And I'm on my way to the bottom of you Pearls off Gloves away Gonna be hell to pay I'm leaving Daddy Against your will First I'll find And then I'll kill My boyfriend