The Zero Zoo (feat. Nathan King, Jackie Clarke & Courteney Mayall)

Let's all go to The Zero Zoo! The Zero Zoo! The Zero Zoo! Follow me and let's go see NONE of every animal! We're your friendly Zookeepers Welcome and hello! (Hello!) Sadly all our animals Escaped some time ago (Boohoo) That is why we call this place The famous Zero Zoo! There's none of every animal On display for you! And just in case you're thinking That we Zookeepers look funny I am not a crocodile ... And I am not a bunny! Heehee! I'm no tiger I'm no bear I'm no zebra I'm no deer And I may look like an elephant But that is quite irrelevant! Let's all go to The Zero Zoo! The Zero Zoo! The Zero Zoo! Follow me and let's go see NONE of every animal! If you're hoping you will spot A funny little monkey You will see not four, not three Not two, not one, but none, see? Can you spy our lions? They're never ones to hide That's because they're missing And there's simply none inside! Let's all go to The Zero Zoo! The Zero Zoo! The Zero Zoo! Follow me and let's go see NONE of every animal! This is where we used to keep Our tortoises each day And this is where snakes were kept Before they snuck away - hiss! Come and take a photo of our Friendly polar bear! She won't smile and wave at you Because I'm not in there! I mean she! She! She! Not me! I've never met her! Shhhh! This is our nocturnal house For creatures of the night Our vanished bats and kiwi birds Are truly out of sight! Please don't feed the animals We feed them twice a day! Thankfully they don't eat much Because they've gone away! So Let's all go to The Zero Zoo! The Zero Zoo! The Zero Zoo! Follow me and let's go see NONE of every animal! Oh Let's all go to The Zero Zoo! The Zero Zoo! The Zero Zoo! Follow me and let's go see NONE But maybe some! Of every animal!