I've got a pit bull, she's got a poodle
I buy doughnuts and she makes strudel
Go ahead and call me crazy
Cuz I know it's gonna work out fine
I drive a truck, she rides a scooter
She goes to yoga and I go to Hooters
Go ahead and call me crazy
But I know it's gonna work out fine
She likes tofu, I like bacon
I like coming and she likes faking
She's love with Lycra, I'm fond of flannel
She likes foreplay, I like anal well
I chug whisky and she sips sake
I say "shut up!" and she keeps talkin'
Go ahead and call me crazy
Cuz I know it's gonna work out fine, yeah!
Cuz I dig Brooks, she likes Beyonce
She wants a restraining order
I just want a fiance
Go ahead and call me crazy
Cuz I know it's gonna work out fine
Go ahead and call me crazy
But I know its gonna work out fine, yeah
Go ahead and call me crazy
Cuz I know it's gonna work out fine
