I Hate Christmas

Christmas used to be great Way back in the old days The children were happy with the simplest of gifts But time has stolen its wonder With greed's commercial plunder And I can't wait to get it over with I hate Christmas it may sparkle but it may shine I hate Christmas all the Shopping's now online I hate Christmas I hate Christmas I hate Christmastime He wants this, she wants more or a gift card from their favorite store Opening presents used to be such a surprise but now it's a total bore I hate Christmas it may sparkle it may shine I hate Christmas I don't want to spend a dime I hate Christmas I hate Christmas I hate Christmastime What the heck's with mistletoe, I ain't kissing you, hell no I can't even say Merry Christmas now its Happy holidays and ho ho ho I hate Christmas it may sparkle it may shine I hate Christmas and the weight I've gained from pies I hate Christmas I hate Christmas I hate Christmastime My family's been here a week too long, I love them there's no doubt Its time they take their mess and their smelly dog, eat their cookies and get on out I hate Christmas it may sparkle it may shine I hate Christmas cause I prefer my normal life I hate Christmas I hate Christmas I hate Christmastime I hate Christmas I hate Christmas I hate Christmastime