Beer vs Women

I'm allowed to complain about a beer bein' flat My lips touch another bottle, my old beer don't get mad When I'm at a bar, I'm always able to pick up a Bud Light And beer looks the same in the mornin' as it did on Friday night Beers always ready to leave on time And that's why beers never late And when I wanna swap beers My old beer won't take half of my estate A world where I could just date beer would just be great Yeah, you've never heard a guy say "Look how hot that beer is" Well, I've never caught my beer in bed with another man And if I ain't in a mood to talk, beer understands My beer don't holler or scream at me if I wanna go out with the guys And if I wanna go huntin' or fishin', beers right thеre by my side Yeah, I can always lеt beer down easy And grab another cold one strong And beer don't hate me on some random week So I can love beer all year long I don't believe I've ever broke down and cried after a beer-drinkin' song Give me a world where I could just date beer Yeah, I've got me one right here Yeah, a world where I could just date beer wouldn't be so wrong I mean I don't think it'd be that wrong I think I need a beer