Woe is Me

If I had a dime for every bottle I'd find I be a rich man wearing suede shoes If I had a nickel for every one last time I'd be a poor man old and fooled But I don't know nothing and nothing it don't know me Get the hell out by 1:00 gee wiz ya know fun And don't forget your laundry Yippee yi-oh little doggies and woe woe is me Yippee yi--oh little doggies and woe woe is me If I had a penny for every letter you sent me I guess I'd only have two One said goodbye and the other don't cry And I wish the best for you But I don't know nothing and nothing it don't know me Get the hell out by 1:00 gee wiz ya know fun And don't forget your laundry Yippee yi-oh little doggies and woe woe is me Yippee yi--ay little doggies and woe woe is me If I had dollar for every time you hollered I'd be much greener than blue If I had a nickel for every sip of that Ripple I'd be swimming in your above ground pool But I don't know nothing, and nothing it don't know me Get the hell out by 1:00 gee wiz ya know fun And don't forget your laundry Yippee yi -oh little doggies and woe woe is me Yippee yi-ay -little doggies and woe woe is me Instrumental If I had a dime for every nickel I lost I'd be half as much as you If I had a quarter for all my disorders I'd be wearing those cement shoes But I don't know nothing and nothing it don't know me Get the hell out by 1:00 gee wiz ya know fun And don't forget your laundry Yippee yi--oh little doggies and woe woe is me Yippee yi-oh little doggies make sure you scratch them fleas.