Stocking Stuffer

I be comin' fast like Christmas Day Yet I still know that I can fuckin' slay It always be the girl textin' sayin' hey You come over if you're down to play Always been told that I'm a good lay You should be an angel and sit on my Christmas tree Suck it for your present, I keep her real thirsty Wait, you got another hoe Jerry? Oh I can almost always guarantee Let me tell you a little crazy story I stuck my North Pole in her egg incubator I'm not her fuckin' daddy still she calls me Darth Vader You know that busty blondes are my favorite fuckin' flavor And when we're all done I never ever text her later I'm on autopilot always flying solo Watch me catch my rhythm though Always pull up to the show And I leave with all these hoes I don't even have the dough They just like to hear my flow I say hey you wanna go? She say damn boy you're a pro I look down it starts to grow She just smiles and starts to blow And I did She say not so fast let's quid pro quo Takes her panties off, there's her camel toe Then she sticks my dildo in her down below Let's get off the sex though I swear I'm just the greatest yo Vincent Van Gogh, I'm an artist Get it? I put out a thousand hits Swear that I won't ever quit Ba da ba ba ba I'm loving it I be spittin' bars with it Like a comet I'm fast and hot Gotta go around the world once before I tie the knot Gotta sail around world on a private yacht I cannot Slow the fuck down, I'm super sonic This is DJ Tickles not J-Tonic And even though I failed in college I want you all to just acknowledge My fuckin' freestyles are damn iconic