The Republican Song

My fellow Republicans! We have gathered here today to Make America Great Again God Bless America God Bless Christopher Columbus And God bless the Confederacy We working hard We got jobs Snowflakes here? (Winter time) Just got robbed Love July the 4th Hotdogs on buns God bless America! With guns on guns We all wear suits America Rules We use our rights To shoot up schools COVID is Fake News Nobody in the morgues No mask! I got a right to breathe like George Do you speak English? Kinda sorta Nope, go that way Stay off our borders They all illegal S'all that matters Build that wall All Lives Matter Don't wanna pay no taxes That's my guap Blue Lives Matter That's my cop My five year old can shoot Because I taught her that But I'm not racist bro My cousin's daughter's black We all religious I mean Christian baby Shout out to white Jesus And Tom Brady And Donald Trump And our First Lady Screw an EBT That's only for the Lazy What about them Democrats? They're snowflakes and snowballs They're gay and lazy socialists Wanna take my guns cause they're so soft They're handicapped and they own the news That's why the media's so false If you want the truth turn to Fox News Turn everything else off Screw Obamacare Trumpcare? That's efficient We Pro-Life Your baby is my business If we win, we win! But if Biden get it Then the votes are rigged! And China did it There you have it folks! Voter fraud is real! Don't listen to the news! We won Pennsylvania, we won Michigan, we won Georgia I'm not leaving this office; if I have to barricade myself in the Oval Office I will build a wall around the perimeter of the White House if I have to Proud Boys, stand by! Because on Inauguration Day, we will... Uh... concede