Vegeta's Serenade

Oh Bulma, sweet Bulma, I adore you oh so much I've given up my Saiyan princehood to feel your gentle touch It's kind of a big deal to do that, but I don't regret it I know for sure that stupid Kakarot wouldn't fuckin' get it Dad, well maybe leave out the thing about Goku What? But it's true, it was hard for me to go through Just try again OK, I guess Just sing from the heart The one I'll rip out of Kakarot's chest? No I really like the way you dress That's good Kakarot's wife looks like a fuckin mess No! What?! Leave out Goku! It's about your wife I'm just working in experience from life But what about when you were wed? It was the best thing in your life you said You walked down the aisle and I thought with a glance Your beauty's captivating them. Now's my chance! That's what you were thinking? Yes, but I had to wait You would've been mad if I ruined your big day That's the nicest thing you've said so far I figured I'd distract you with the salad bar I had to wait until the reception I asked Goten to run interception Then I felt my hate for Kakarot explode Yeah, I remember. You fought for 3 episodes I used my big bang attack But he shot a kamehameha right back The collision blew up half the venue Reducing the selection of the menu But you were the only thing on my mind As the wall smashed Kakarot from behind I burned his flesh and punched his face Inspired by your beauty, and my unrelenting hate