This Song Sucks

Yo, what about a song where Eggman cooks eggs That are poisoned and designed to paralyze Sonic's legs Or a rap about butts called Ass-ass-in's Creed Or Final Fantasy 50: The Really Really Final Fantasy A Smash game where no one fights cause they're all too busy clappin' Silent Hill's a game about a hill where nothing happens Or the new Chokemon game that's now sweeping the nation About Squirtle trying autoerotic asphyxiation, baby What about that thing like where you're on Yoshi's back No, you suggest this every album Hey, just give me a sec! And you're falling in a pit and you have to jump away And Yoshi... Falls and dies It's really funny, okay? This is usually the part where I sing the chorus out But we haven't established what this song is all about Then I chime in real quick for a just a second as the character delivers a line that reminds us of the joke And I'll respond with harmonies, isn't that dope? Maybe a Resident Evil wherein the T-virus mutates Into the D-virus that makes all the zombies masturbate Sonic runs and breaks out of the TV like an acrobat And ends up in the real world where he's fucked by housecat A bathroom where the toilet is a portal instead With another on the ceiling so you poop on your head An MMO where you're a prostitute: World of Whorecraft How about Kingdom Farts? Pause for laugh. Bomberman goes through the TSA and you can guess the rest Or how about if Kirby eats his foes and actually digests Grand Theft Auto but you're in a never ending traffic jam Sonic Boom Where's the joke? That is the joke Oh damn! This is when the song concept should heighten for effect If you think we use that formula a lot, you are correct Arin should come back in now but he's busy eating lunch So I'll just end the chorus with something funny that rhymes Sonic runs so fast that he keeps on hitting things All his bones start to shatter as he's flashing, shitting rings He ends up in the ER where his legs get amputated He learns to run on his hands This is the stupidest thing I've ever said A Mortal Kombat game where all the deaths are canon So there's only two guys left Ooh, what about if Ganon was riding on a Yoshi and then falls into a pit The Splatoon field janitor decides he's had enough and quits Wait, I think I've got it Lay it on me, genius rapper What if Mario rode Yoshi and then fell into a... No! Here's when Brian likes when sound effects get introduced But we used our money on that fart from album two To bring this record home, we need one more genius breakthrough So now enjoy as we autotune that fart ten times for you!