Come One, Come All

Come one, come all You're just in time To witness my first breakdown 'Cause there's a mile gone For every minute passed When I'm stuck in this town I've got a bone to pick with you, Mr. DJ The traffic and the sound It's just as bad as it is in LA So go on and lock me up You better throw away that key Before I find out where you broadcast from Because your playlist is killing me I'll change that station Light it up like the Fourth of July It's me, I'm caller 15 Time to play my last request Come one, come all You're just in time To witness my first breakdown 'Cause there's a mile gone For every minute passed When I'm wasting space in this town Don't call the doctors I don't need no medication I just need one more vacation And make it last Hear me out, please, judge and jury I'm an innocent man And it would be such a terrible injustice To put me away without thinking about All the terrible mistakes That goddamn radio jockey makes I swear he's out to get me Oh, I swear he's out to get me I'll change that station Light it up like the Fourth of July It's me, I'm caller 15 But it's too late for explanations This broadcast will be your last Come one, come all You're just in time To witness my first breakdown 'Cause there's a mile gone For every minute passed When I'm wasting space in this town Don't call the doctors I don't need no medication I just need one more vacation And make it last Hear me out, please (whoa) Judge and jury (whoa) And I swear he's out to get me (whoa) Oh, I swear he's out to get me (whoa) Go on and lock me up (whoa) You better throw away that key (whoa) I swear he's out to get me (whoa) Oh, I swear he's out to get me I've got a bone to pick with you, Mr. DJ You really ought to lock me up Because your playlist is killing me Come one, come all You're just in time To witness my first breakdown 'Cause there's a mile gone For every minute passed When I'm wasting space in this town Don't call the doctors I don't need no medication I just need one more vacation And make it last