Ranchin’, Ridin’, Romance (Two Outta Three Ain’t Bad)

Well, I met him in the stockyards sometime back around '02 He said kid, the weight of the whole world looks like it's upon you Well, I told him I'm a cowboy, just doin' the best I can But this ranchin', ridin', romance is startin' to kinda kick my ass He said son, I can show ya how to best not overgraze your land Give advice on finer points of ridin' broncs like an old hand And then I'll tell you about the troubles with the ladies that I've had Ranchin', ridin', romance, well, two outta three ain't bad Yeah, ranchin', ridin', romance Well, I've seldom met the man Who could ranch and ride and romance But two outta three ain't bad He said I've weathered some tough winters and been damn near out of hay And I've climbed aboard some snakey sons of bitches in my day But most of that was easy next to all courtship demands Ranchin', ridin', romance, well, two outta three ain't bad Yeah, ranchin', ridin', romance Well, I've seldom met the man Who could ranch and ride and romance But two outta three ain't bad, no sir Know thyself my son and always play towards your strengths For you can tilt at many windmills, you can go to any lengths But no one can do it all, my boy and I've come to understand That with ranchin', ridin', romance, well, two outta three ain't bad Yeah, ranchin', ridin', romance Boy don't look so sad A man ain't got but two hands So just do the best you can Ranchin', ridin', romance Well, I've seldom met the man Who could ranch and ride and romance, honey But two out of three ain't bad Ranch, and ride, and romance Well, two out of three ain't bad