Rat Patrol

Go in with dynamite and blow up the nest Wait with a shotgun to shotgun the rest Up against the mountains bash their brains on the rocks Then freeze 'em in the winter, in the spring let 'em rot Who you gonna get to get 'em under control? Somebody, anybody call up the rat patrol Take off their heads, feed 'em poison till they choke Catch 'em in a trap so their necks get broke Starve 'em in a bucket so they eat each other up And then whack 'em with a shovel and flatten out their guts Who you gonna get to get 'em under control? Somebody, anybody call up the rat patrol Rat patrol (rat patrol) Rat patrol (drag 'em outta their holes) The rats are gonna roll right out of control If nobody calls up the, calls up the rat patrol It ain't New York, it ain't Baltimore It ain't some port city where they might come ashore We tolerate the badger, the big mountain cat The grizzly and the rattler, but we don't like rats Who you gonna get to get 'em under control? Oh, somebody, anybody call up the rat patrol We got rat free status province wide And protecting it's a point of provincial pride But if you're telling me we get to send 'em all straight to hell Goddamn, I might have to just join up myself Who you gonna get to get 'em under control? Somebody, anybody call up the rat patrol Rat patrol (rat patrol) Rat patrol (drag 'em outta their holes) The rats are gonna roll right out of control If nobody calls up the, calls up the rat patrol Mm-hmm Now's the time I'd imagine That the soft hearted and the weak minded Will come forward to profess their love for the rat A noble creature, they'll say, misunderstood Disadvantaged Well, I guess they have a right to their opinion As for me, I ain't buying it So in the meantime and in between time Somebody, anybody call up the rat patrol Rat patrol (rat patrol) Rat patrol, drag 'em outta their holes Rat patrol (rat patrol) Rat patrol, they're filthy, you know The rats are gonna roll right out of control If nobody calls up the, calls up the rat patrol