They say my head look like a bagel
Shout out everybody that got illegal cable
Jumped off a chair, ah! Just hit the table!
This is the sound of me shivering my timbers, "BRBRBR-BRL-BRL"
Somebody fked up my blender
Every time I turn it on, it sound like, "NYEEEH!"
I tried to fight a toaster and accidentaly lost
Mistake a blow dryer as dental floss
I raced a turtle and I won
This is the sound of a crackhead with a minigun
"IIIIYAH!" ("BALABLALABLALABLALA")
Hey, what the fk was that?
Went down the wrong alley, got chased by a cat
Like a homeless cat, Mrs. Puff gettin' a lil' fat
Plankton still look just likе a pickle
Thought he was being racist, but hе said "nickels"
This the sound of yo' girl choking on my pickle
"OOUAOOUH!"
They say my head look like a bagel
Shout out everybody that got illegal cable
Jumped off a chair, ah! Just hit the table!
This is the sound of me shivering my timbers, "BRBRBR-BRL-BRL"
Somebody fked up my blender
Every time I turn it on it sound like, "NYEEEH!"
I tried to fight a toaster and accidentaly lost
Mistake a blow dryer as dental floss
I just mistaked a tree as a log
It's a bird, it's a tree, no, it's a saw! "ZZZSSSZSZSSZSZSSS"
Ay', ay', ay', ay', ay', what's that?
They say my head look like a bagel
Shout out everybody that got illegal cable
Jumped off a chair, ah! Just hit the table!
This is the sound of me shivering my timbers, "BRBRBR-BRL-BRL"
