The Mighty Man from Mayo

I live on the farm three miles from Kilkelly Talking to my self, living on my own I took out a singles add in the farmers journal Another one on Midwest radio I'm a mild mannered middle aged mighty man from Mayo Living a quinate life out in the country I'm six foot two never drank a drop of porter I'm looking for love some female company First to call was Mary from Bohola Pretty as a picture, a lady so refined I took her for a spin on me Honda 50 I sure as hell haven't seen her for a while The next to call was was Eileen from Doohoma Looking like a model very tall on thin I asked her would she help me clean the hen house I never ever ever saw her again I'm a mild mannered middle aged mighty man from Mayo Living a quinate life out in the country I'm six foot 3 and i drink a drop of porter I'm looking for love some female company One fine day with Kathy down from Partry Billy the goat, he really took a shine He chased her all the way to Knock airport I never really got a chance to say goodbye The last girl I met was Margret from Moygownagh And things are going really really slow I still have the add in the farmers journal And the other with Clathy on Midwest radio I'm a mild mannered middle aged mighty man from Mayo Living a quinate life out in the country I'm six foot four and I drink a lot of porter I'm looking for love some female company I'm a mild mannered middle aged mighty man from Mayo Living a quinate life out in the country I'm six foot five and I drink rake of porter I'm looking for love some female company