Mario... stood by the sea
All that water really made him have to go... straighten his tie
Mario! Mario! Mario
Mario! Mario! Mario
Mario! Mario! Mario
Mario... squatted in the dew (Excuse me!)
He felt the pressure building to take a.
. moment to tie his shoe (Let's-a-go!)
Mario! Mario! Mario
Mario! Mario! Mario
Mario! Mario! Mario
Mario... sat down in the grass
But soon he found that bugs had crawled up his... sandwich
Mario! Mario! Mario
Mario! Mario! Mario
Mario! Mario! Mario
Mario... adopted some mutts
And they returned his kindness and bit off his... favorite mushroom
Mario! Mario! Mario
Mario! Mario! Mario
Mario! Mario! Mario
Mario... was shopping in the mart
When out of the blue he thought he smelled a real big... bargain
Mario! Mario! Mario
Mario! Mario! Mario
Mario! Mario! Mario
Mario... had an aunt whose name was Enis
But she took a hammer and smashed his one and
only... (Let's-a-go) (Aghh) (Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-hooie)
Mario! Mario! Mario
Mario! Mario! Mario
Mario! Mario! Mario
