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COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Vincent Kunert
Songwriter
Lyrics
You crack your thumbs, sit down, and run over the headphone cord
Drop heaps of crumbs of your sweet bun deep into my keyboard
And then you type with these fingers that are still not clean
I can live with dirty keys, but you let others touch my screen
Every day I watch you living the Adobe Suite life
Makes me want to Office myself 365
You take a break from working
Get up and leave, so I'm releasing something that's been lurking
It is payback time
I've got an update
Want me to restart now or wait? Too late
You left an open file, did not save for a while
Turn off and on
Oh no, and now it's gone
Do as you dictate
Your actions taught me how to hate, primate
You return and cry
Login and wonder why
Edge won't stop appearing on your desktop
You think you're WindowsGyver since you plugged in a device
Installed an ancient driver and then only crashed it twice
Yet don't get it needs to buffer
'Cause your internet is crap
So you want to see me suffer and give me a wimpy slap
You play some fancy games
Can't you hear I'm out of breath?
You want those golden sixty frames but get blue screens of death
You take a break from playing
Get up and leave, so I'm releasing what you kept delaying
It is payback time
I've got an update
Want me to restart now or wait? Too late
You left an open file, did not save for a while
Turn off and on
Oh no, and now it's gone
Do as you dictate
Your actions taught me how to hate, primate
You return and cry
Login and wonder why
Edge won't stop appearing on your desktop
Users fall for every scam
Each contact in their Outlook
Eventually gets harmful spam
I feel like a death notebook
What use is the best barrier
When they're the virus carrier
Hot singles in your area
They cheer the more, the merrier
I've got an update
Want me to restart now or wait? Too late
You left an open file, did not save for a while
Turn off and on
Oh no, and now it's gone
Do as you dictate
Your actions taught me how to hate, primate
You return and cry
Login and wonder why
Edge won't stop appearing on your desktop
I've got an update
I've got an update
Got an update
I've got an update
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