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Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Markiplier
Performer
The Gregory Brothers
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Michael Gregory
Songwriter
Evan Gregory
Songwriter
Andrew Gregory
Songwriter
Mark Fischbach
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Andrew Gregory
Producer
Evan Gregory
Producer
Michael Gregory
Producer
Aaron Beaumont
Producer
Lyrics
The outside world recoils in fear
Thinking if they slip up, they'll get locked up in here
You're killing yourself to make ends meet
While I'm workin' on my tan and kicking up my feet
You can't beat livin' in prison, there's always something to do
And you know who's paying, everyone but you
Every day I wake up to a nice hot shower
Don't pay the water bill so I'm scrubbing for hours
Shoot some hoops and lift weights in the yard
Maybe blow off some steam, shiv a rookie guard
And there's nothing more exquisite
Than when I get my 14 minute conjugal visits
C'mon and meet the gang
There's Jimmy the Pickle, and Shithole Hank
He makes the best hooch wine in his toilet tank
There's Bam-Bam, and Tiny, and Sparkles McGee
And every single one of us scumbags agree
I don't wanna be free (I don't wanna be free)
Leave me in luxury (leave me in luxury)
Why try a prison break
When hard time is totally great
I got a trash pedigree (I got a trash pedigree)
But in here I'm bourgeoisie (hey ma', look at me)
I never think about the world beyond
Then I'd recall how I killed my mom
No! I don't wanna be
Free! Not the life for me
No! I don't wanna be free
Of these amenities
If I tried to live this good out there
I'd have to be a thousandaire
This is where I wanna grow old
So I'm just praying I don't make parole
'Cause I don't wanna be free
Writer(s): Michael Lloyd Gregory, Evan David Gregory, Andrew Gregory
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