There's a great big mystery, and it sure is worrying me
This Diddie Wah Diddie
Mister Diddie Wah Diddie
I wish somebody would tell me what Diddie Wah Diddie means
The little girl about four feet
Four, come on papa and give me some more
Of your Diddie Wah Diddie
Your Diddie Wah Diddie
I wish somebody would tell me what Diddie Wah Diddie means
I went out and walked around,
Somebody yelled, said "Look who's in town"
Mister Diddie Wah Diddie
Mister Diddie Wah Diddie
I wish somebody would tell me what Diddie Wah Diddie means
Went to church, put my hand on the seat,
Lady sat on it said, "Daddy, you sure is sweet"
Mister Diddie Wah Diddie
Mister Diddie Wah Diddie
I wish somebody would tell me what Diddie Wah Diddie means
I said, "Sister, I'll soon be gone,
Just gimme that thing you sitting on"
My Diddie Wah Diddie
My Diddie Wah Diddie
I wish somebody would tell me what Diddie Wah Diddie means
Then I got put out of church,
'Cause I talk about Diddie Wah Diddie too much
Mister Diddie Wah Diddie
Mister Diddie Wah Diddie
I wish somebody would tell me what Diddie Wah Diddie means
