She's Just Like You

I've met someone new And she's just like you Except for all the hang-ups And the Paris Hilton do Oh, and the rack That she's got out back That she keeps her mountain bike in (Did I mention she was stacked?) She's just like you But she doesn't make me feel the way you do She's just like you But she doesn't make me feel Half the way I still feel about you So I've moved on Now that you're gone No more Imelda Marcos She's more comfortable in thongs And she eats meat Ain't that a treat No more dissertations On how vegans can't be beat I don't have to share With no teddy bears The only thing that's on our bed Is her sexy underwear I've met someone new And she's just like you Except that I don't love her Half as much as you Leave your clothes all over the floor I won't mention it anymore She's just like you But she doesn't make me feel the way you do She's just like you But she doesn't make me feel Half the way I still feel about you Took it all for granted But now I realise She's just like you But she doesn't make me feel the way you do She's just like you But she doesn't make me feel Half the way I still feel about you She's just like you But she doesn't make me feel the way you do She's just like you Tell me baby what's the deal? Show me how to make this real I would beg borrow or steal To give her half of your appeal No she doesn't make me feel Half the way I still feel about you