Death to All but Metal (Live Acoustic)

Let's do it It's called Death to All But Metal Let's fucking do this shit Oh, yeah! C-c-come on! ooh Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls, they can suck my balls They look like the dorks that hang out at the malls Eminem can suck it, so can Dr. Dre They can suck each other, just because they're gay They can suck a dick, they can lick a sack Everybody shout, heavy metal's back! Death to all but metal Death to all but metal Death to all but metal Death to Papa Roach, Blink 182 All those motherfuckers sounds like doggy-doo Wearing baggy pants, spiking up their hair They're not worth the crust on my underwear Where is Def Leppard? Where is Mötley Crüe? Why do all my lyrics sound like Dr. Seuss? Death to all but metal Death to all but metal Death to all but metal Kill those fucking punk heads who program MTV They can suck my ass with all the record companies Death to Britney Spears, kill the little slut Kill Madonna too and then fuck her in the butt Fuck Mariah Carey, death to Sheryl Crow They can kiss each other on their camel toe 50 Cent's a fag, so is Kanye West Shooting hot sperm on each other's chest Death to all but metal (oh, see brother) Death to all but metal (what! No-no-no) Death to all but metal Metal Metal Alright, thank you Hey, give it for Lexxi's mom right there Guess whose father's here Looking like she just got fucked Oh my God, did they wake you up? (Yes) I'm sorry Yeah We'll clean that up But thanks for letting us hang out Thanks for letting us use your garage Don't fall Thanks mom I love you Lexxi's mom Stop it Satchel Alright that's it, yeah that's it That's the fucking, that was the whole show It's so exciting How many people want to do it one more time? Alright come back next week