Gotta get some gas and
Go to the bank and my pay bills
Gonna get my hair cut and then its
Down to the pharmacy for my pills
Bag and tie the trash and drag it
Out to the curb
Lay down a better vocal and
Use a little less reverb
Go out to the grocery and buy a mess of
Dips and chips
Rig up a solar filter
So I can watch the next eclipse
Get my pants hemmed
Then paint the kitchen and do it right
Adjust my rearview mirror
And make sure all my screws are tight
This is my to-do list
This is my to-do list
This is what I do
And it goes like this
Go to the dentist and get all my rotten teeth
Pulled out
Then go to the podiatrist and fix my problem
With my gout
Get my hair cut so I don't look
Like a total geek
Catch up with my email which
Stacks up week after week
Write a song about something that I have never
Thought before
Clean the bathroom and pick up all
Junk that's on the floor
Cook a meal made from food
That's organically grown
Think about the people I knew and
Why I'm now all alone
Keep heart
Help others
Be sober
Find a girl
Remember her name
Get to know her
Marry her
Finally someone will love you
And you won't die alone
Go get my watch fixed
And then exercise better self-control
Wear my retainer at night
And bake a better crescent roll
Take in an old movie
Or read a halfway decent book
Adopt a new outlook
And cut right through the gobbledygook
