Let Me Count the Ways

Let me start this thing by telling you that you Done, done done me wrong If you hadn't then there'd be no need For me to sing to you this song I suppose you will defend yourself And say you did what you had to do You invented a rationale To convince the two of us that we're through Well you're a big fat liar Yeah that's exactly what you are You lie morning, noon and night You lie in bed and you lie in the car It's the way that you can live with yourself And all the dark and dirty deeds that you done But I just gotta wonder How you can keep track of all the stories you spun How don't I love thee, let me count the ways Let me continue with my angry rant I'm not done, done, done with you yet You have a way of twisting things And how come I never see you sweat Your truths are like a Chinese menu You pick one from column A and one from B And you can make your own substitutions That depend on what's best for thee I don't think that you see who you are Or all the crummy things that you do It make me think you will never change Wish you thought that too Maybe one day we will finally get together But you know that I have lots of doubt Wish I could tell you how I feel So you'd know what I'm on about It's not that I hate you I can say I hate what we've come to It's not that I hate you, OK, well then maybe I do