Shareek the Greek

Back in the day When I was working my way Out of the depth and the mud Busting my chops Made a quick buck Here's what you might have heard I found a calling card It looked kinda bizarre In purple pink letters it read Shareek the Greek 35th 63 If you want your future read So I took a drive To the edge of a knife And in a shady neighbourhood A buzzin' neon light The last house on the right A big blue hand with an eye As I entered the room Oriental perfume Hit me like a jolt to the head There he sat Behind a yellow desk Shareek the Greek himself He said sit down my friend While he shuffled his deck I felt a chill running down my spine As he laid out the sun He pulled out a gun And aimed it right in between my eyes Man, what is this all about He started laughing out loud Then he laid down the piece and he said Now you've seen death in the eye You will be freed for life From pain, from fear and regret That'll be a 105 And he cracked a big smile As I looked for my wallet, confused That was when I snapped And smashed him hard in the head With a crystal ball, so cruel As shareek the greek Bled to his death I took back my money and ran Now if you wanna find out How your future turns out, He will never spell it again