Baldi's Basics Song (feat. Kawaii Kunicorn)

Baldi, Baldi Baldi, Baldi Baldi, Baldi Baldi, Baldi I'm in the school house trapped You do the math No, you do the math My friend left his notebooks in class But Baldi is fast No items, no pass In the halls, I've experienced Baldi's wrath, arts and crafters This place is packed to the rafters with Baldi's staff Playtime's scary First prize looks kinda sad Baldi's Basics got me trapped in a Windows 95 matrix A green T-shirt persona A Homer Simpson combover Stick holder, bald over Serial problem solver I've been searching desperately for my seventh out of seven But the only notebook I've seen is the one with Rachel McAdams I'm still trying to get 'em, but it's grown increasingly hard for me With 'It's a bully' asking for my personal property It seems everyone's after me, and it's all flooding back to me In fact, to me, there's something strange about this whole faculty (I'll take that, it's mine, no) (Looks like it's sweeping time!) Everywhere I go, "Hey, Baldi!" Everywhere I look, "Hey, Baldi!" Everywhere I turn, "Hey, Baldi!" Everyone I see, "Hey, Baldi!" This is my house, I've got the run of these halls You think you can come and go as you please Like this is the mall You do the math Yeah, you do the math Trying to leave just like that No yardstick, no wrath I'm the cream of the faculty Don't get stuck in a class with me An ambassador of mathematics Use my yardstick like a bat And Pythagoras like a poison chalice Remainders are blasphemy Mental gymnastics My baldness, a catastrophe How can I put this for the layman? I'm a bilateral equation With a rocking bod like Channing Tatum and a mind like Rain Man So get out while you still can Or I'll have to stick it to you My henchmen do my dirty work Playtime'll skip it to you Or maybe first prize will grip it to you And hug you for eternity Or 'Gotta Sweep' will sweep you Into my vicinity I gotta sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep I gotta sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep (looks like it's sweeping time!) I gotta sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep I gotta sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep Yeah (hey Baldi! Hey, Baldi!) (Hey, Baldi! Hey, Baldi!) Yeah I gotta sweep (hey, Baldi! Hey, Baldi!) (Hey, Baldi! Hey, Baldi!)