Science brings gifts of convenience
To the modern man
Modern man then continues
Continues to expand
But what happens when
Man creates something oh so wrong?
Nature fights back in a big way
Good heavens, what have I done?
I kept it in a box
I watched it grow a lot
It chewed right through the lock
And ate all the new kids on the block
The scientist creates a beast
In a secret laboratory
Nature plots revenge
It's blood that it seeks
That's where we begin our story
The cat with two heads
Whoa, the cat with two heads
The cat with two heads
Whoa, the cat with two heads
College brought education
To this privileged man
High school diploma
Science major with a government grant
Four years later, an experiment
To mutate domestic pets
It turned into a nightmare
So lock your doors
Hide your hot dogs
This cat's obsessed
I kept it in a box
I watched it grow a lot
It chewed right through the lock
And ate all the new kids on the block
Society's been so good to me
My parents paid for my college education
Majoring in biotechnology
Created a beast and now it's after me
I was in my laboratory
Creating what I thought would be - well-
Something great for the world:
A two-headed cat!
You could pet one kitty's head
And pet the other kitty's head
But little did I know the power of atomic energy
Would create a two-headed man-eating monster!
The cat with two heads
Whoa, the cat with two heads
The cat with two heads
Whoa, the cat with two heads
The cat with two heads
Whoa, the cat with two heads
The cat with two heads
Whoa, the cat with two heads
Two heads - of terror!
