Dixie Rose Deluxe's Honky Tonk, Feed Store, Gun Shop, Used Car, Beer, Bait, BBQ, Barber Shop, Laundromat

There ain't a four-lane road within twenty-some'n miles of here This town ain't got a Walmart an' never ever will There's a church an' a fillin' station, where you get your gas Then there's Dixie Rose Deluxe's Honky tonk, feed store, gun shop, used car Beer, bait, barbecue, barber shop, laundromat Well, I stop by Dixie's half-a-dozen times a day I ain't there for super-duper deals or the famous fried steak Dixie's daughter's hotter than a hound on a fresh 'coon track Then there's Dixie Rose Deluxe's Honky tonk, feed store, gun shop, used car Beer, bait, barbecue, barber shop, laundromat Yeah, I got four of everything in there Bunch of stuff that I can't use Hundred cans of Skoal on my dashboard An' I don't even chew Yeah, I'm there when they open An' I'm there when they close Standin' at the check-out line Just checkin' out Becky-Jo Then there's Dixie Rose Deluxe's Honky tonk, feed store, gun shop, used car Beer, bait, barbecue, barber shop, laundromat She wears a nothin'-to-hide sundress that'll make you melt Makes a country boy think she got eyes for nobody else Yeah, truth is, she's got us lined up clear out the back Of ol' Dixie Rose Deluxe's Honky tonk, feed store, gun shop, used car Beer, bait, barbecue, barber shop, laundromat, yeah Boss shouts out "Where you goin'?" I tell him I'll be right back I just remembered I need a dozen eggs An' an '87 Cadillac Some question my persistence Ah, some my sanity But, y'all, I ain't quittin' till that gal is Crazy over me Down there at Dixie Rose Deluxe's Honky tonk, feed store, gun shop, used car Beer, bait, barbecue, barber shop, tractor parts Eight-tracks, trampolines, tux rental, groceries Video, post office, taxidermy, laundromat