Modern Man Intermission

Cocked, locked and ready to rock You can't shut me up Rough, tough and hard to bluff You can't dumb me down I've got no need for coke and speed You can't shut, shut me up I've got no urge to binge and purge You can't dumb me down I interface with my database And my database is in cyber space I wear power ties, I tell power lies I take power naps, I run victory laps I read junk mail, I eat junk food I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports I'm tireless and I'm wireless I'm an alpha male on beta-blockers Interactive, I'm hyperactive From time to time, I'm radioactive I take it slow, I go with the flow I ride with the tide, I've got glide in my stride I don't snooze, so I don't lose I keep the pedal to the metal And the rubber on the road I've been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened Pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried Pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened Pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried And I'm hanging in, there ain't no doubt And I'm hanging tough, over and out