Jumped out from my desk 'cause I heard a scary sound
What's up I'm a robber get your bitch ass on the ground!
Chat goes, "Okay Chris, is this another skit?"
No, I'm hiding in the closet and my pants are filled with shit!
The robber looks around and says, "Guess that there's no one home
Now it's time to get to work
Taking everything that this man owns"
He started stealing and stopped
Dead in his tracks
Please God don't look here then more doo-doo shot out my ass
He looks up at the sky and says "God, whoa, it stinks up in this house!"
And then my phone went off
It got quiet as a mouse
Should've put the thing on mute
Oh, what was that? A poo?
I think that someone's home
More poop shot out my bum
Now I know someone's in that closet
Come on out now or get shot up!
And then I literally shit so hard
That my pants started to blow up
