True story
Across the bar she caught my eye
Lipstick bright and legs for miles
The kinda girl that you never see 'round here
Well, I should have known, the minute she met me
She'd love me a while but then forget me
But four shots in you just don't think that clear
And I'm more sport, pizza and beer
She's chardonnay and chandeliers
She took the ring and I got the finger
That girl, she stole my heart away
She may be gone but her memory still lingers
She took the ring, I got the finger
Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell
But she's an A-grade player who played me well
Hung around until this well ran dry
And I've got no house and I got no car
No girl, no cash, no credit card
She moved on to squeeze some other guy
And they say once bitten, he's twice shy
I'm laying low, she's riding high
She took the ring and I got the finger
That girl, she stole my heart away
She may be gone but her memory still lingers
She took the ring, I got the finger
Don't be fooled by "till the end"
Or forevers and amens
The truth's been hammered home again
And diamonds are a girl's best friend
She took the ring and I got the finger
That girl stole my heart away
She may be gone but her memory still lingers
She took the ring, I got the finger
She took the ring and I got the finger
That girl stole my heart away
She may be gone but her memory still lingers
She took the ring, I got the finger
She took the ring, I got the finger
Hey, I want my car back
I want by dog back
