Kaisi Ye Maaya

Chalo... Aise jahan mein... jahan ho ujala Nafrat ka jisme na ho bol bala Na koi gora, na koi kala, Ye bhed sabmein kyun duniya ne dala Hindu musalman' jahan bhai bhai, Kaisa ye jhagda... ye kyon hai ladai, suno. Re kaisi ye maaya hai Kaisi ye maaya, suno... Ye sab hai dikhawa, Ye sab thag lutere, suno... Ho To chalo. Arre dekho minister, ye afsar, ye sahab, Daalein dakaiti fir ho jaayein gayab, Jagmag jale ye sheher aasmani, Har dum lagi hai, yahan kheencha-taani, Andher nagri, chaupat hai raja, Take ser bhaji aur, take ser khaja... Ye sab hain bikau, Ye bikte hain sikkon ke mol... Padhe likhe ye jaahil, Hai in sabka dabba hi gol... Ho To chalo Ladies and Gentlemen, Sahibaan Kadardaan, Aaj aapko ek Kahaani hai sunani, Jo hai barson purani, Par phir hogi dohrani... Ek zamane pehle tha ek jungle, Jungle mein ek gaon tha, Gaon me bhole bhale log, Fir ek din un bhole bhale logon ne chuna ek neta, Aur neta ne gaon bech diya - SOLD Neta bola junta se... "Arey kya rakha hai yahan nadiyon aur pahadon mein, Yahan banegi factory, office aur oonchi oonchi buildingein, Aur tum rahoge air conditioned chaar deewaron mein Tumhare bhi ACHHE DIN AAYENGE" Jungle hata, Sheher basa... Neta bola: "Recruit! Kaam karega?" "YES SIR!" "Salaam karega?" "YES SIR!" "Sawaal karega?" "YES SIR!" "Saale, tu sawaal karega? "No sir, no sir, no sir..." Aur is tarah biki aazadi, Bik Gaya freedom of speech aur har Imaan bik Gaya. Tum bike, Main bika, Saara jahaan bik Gaya. Sunna hai ek gaon tha Yahaan bhi, Bilkul usi ke jaisa Sab bik gaye yahaan bhi... Sabne kamaya hai paisa. Ye paise ki maaya hai, paise ki maaya suno Ye paise ki maaya hai, paise ki maaya Paise ki maaya hai, paise ki maaya Paise ki maaya hai, paise ki maaya, suno... Ye sab hai dikhawa, ye sab thag lutere, suno... Ho To chalo.