Stinky Tofu

Oh honey, if you will Move an inch outside the norm Come close and be in awe Now I will put on a show Please, just once let the truth be simply spewed out Fantasize about the mixed flavor in wonder Happy disgust all over your face Lick it up and belch Give up all my rights Can't stay overnight My foul gut you despise Either you chew or bite In this savory town Fermented soul to buy Can't you see the sign Oh honey, to my own dismay Why can't I be on your plate I probably won't debate High end is the end I don't attend Dripping the gravy I sweat Distasteful recreation Builds up tasteful cultivation Just wipe your mouth As you might stand out in crowds of thousands you see Give up all my rights Can't stay overnight My foul gut you despise Either you chew or bite In this savory town Fermented soul to buy Can't you see the sign Please, just once let the truth be simply spewed out