Hippy Elite

Well, I'm sorry I can't stop and chat No, I won't be signing up for that It's okay, I'm a terrible person Well, I wanna save the whales too But it's a fuckin' Wednesday afternoon So a canvas bag, and a smile is the best I've got for you All the things they do, I don't disagree Hug a tree for me, hug a tree for me If I could only quit my job, I'd join the hippy elite Hug a tree for me, hug a tree for me If I could only quit my job, I'd join the hippy elite Well, I haven't thrown myself in the road yet Or chained myself to a jumbo jet Avoidin' plastics not, very dramatic, is it? But one time, I cycled all the way home 'Cause this planet is our only one But nobody saw it, and I I felt all the worse for it It wasn't my bike All the things they do, I don't disagree Hug a tree for me, hug a tree for me If I could only quit my job, I'd join the hippy elite Hug a tree for me, hug a tree for me If I could only quit my job, I'd join the hippy elite If I had all that money in my pocket Drink all that local beer, and ride that eco rocket Organically hand feed idols Transient lores primal You know, we all just do the best we can And time and tide will wait for no woman But I can't clean up the entire ocean, on my lunch break Oh, no All the things they do, I don't disagree Hug a tree for me, hug a tree for me If I could only quit my job, I'd join the hippy elite Hug a tree for me, hug a tree for me (I would tell everybody) (I just show nobody, I'd take you around, nobody) If I could only quit my job, I'd join the hippy elite