Mr Rags to Riches

There's a place you can go If you want to As long as you tick the box They'll make you fit the bill Pass go, pay the man Yeah you've got to The best things in life are free The better things hold a fee All they wanna know is Is it gonna help them change the world? Ah Mr Rags To Riches He's got the whole room in stitches All they wanna know is Is it gonna help them get the girl? And make a decent caption To equal their clothes' subtraction Did you go, see the bright lights Take the trip? Fall into open arms Caught up in this vice of ours Ones to watch Yet nobody's looking They all want to know your name Just so they know who to blame And all they wanna know is Is it gonna help them change the world? Ah Mr Rags To Riches He's got the whole world in stitches All they wanna know is Is it gonna help them get the girl? Once the weekend is over Still stick around when you're sober It's not what you know It's who we know And as long as you put on a show You'll be fine (yeah right) Oh aye? (goodnight) Yeah right (yeah right) Goodnight (goodnight) Said he knows the man Who thinks he's the man And this time next year they'll be big in Japan Alright (yeah right) Oh aye? (goodnight) Yeah right (yeah right) Goodnight (goodnight) And all they wanna know is Is it gonna help them change the world? Ah Mr Rags to Riches He ends up with sixteen stitches All they wanna know is Is it gonna help them get the girl? It's a cautionary tale from rise to demise If you play a silly game Then you'll win a silly prize